19.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 34

The Brahma of Screw-Ups

Know thou that action comes from Brahma, and Brahma proceeds from the Imperishable. Therefore, the all-pervading (Brahma) ever rests in sacrifice.

Bhagavad Gita, chap 3, ver 15

This is one of those particularly meaningless verses of the Bhagavad Gita, though in one of the essays here we give it a novel interpretation. A very interesting aspect of this verse is that it is not clear in which sense Krishna uses the word Brahma here. There are two Brahmas in Hinduism, one is the creator God, Brahma, one of the Hindu trinity of Gods, and the other is the Supreme Brahman, an abstract principle denoting the ultimate reality of the universe. Only the Brahman is known as the imperishable, all-pervading reality, and the trinity God Brahma has nothing particularly to do with It. Just a few verses before, Krishna talks about the Prajapati Brahma, the creator God, so we would suppose this verse is referring to him, but then it brings Brahman into the mix, and mixes it up! Leave alone trying to make any meaning of this verse, we don’t know which Brahma Krishna is talking about in the first place! Just in case people start arguing that this verse actually refers to the absolute Brahman, I would like to point out that the Absolute does not proceed from anywhere!

One unique thing, among many other unique things, that the Bhagavad Gita did was to create a hybrid of Upanishadic and Puranic approaches to religion. These are the two major streams associated with popular Hinduism. The first stream is the philosophic and mystical stream flowing from the Upanishads. The second and vastly more popular one has its roots in the mythology and the Bhakti philosophy of the Puranas. The mythology of these Puranas is supposed to be of a vaguely semi-symbolic nature, reflecting the Bhakti or devotional/dualistic philosophy. The bhakti philosophy shares some good amount of common ground with the non-dualistic philosophy of Vedanta, nevertheless these are two totally different outlooks of the world, one is rational, intellectual and scientific, the other is superstitious, idol-worshiping, hugely derivative and totally idiotic, albeit with enormous appeal to the masses.

The common people back then as well as now usually wouldn’t even know the name of the God of the Upanishads, the Brahman. Even I myself first came across this name for the ultimate Truth in Vedanta only when I was in college, and took good time to digest it. It was rather shocking to realize that I had been Hindu all my life and didn't know the name of its real God, quite apart from the silly hosts of its pantheon. Although I had previously heard the term ‘Brahm’ in the recitations of the Bhagavad Gita, I confused the term with 'Brahma' – the creator God of Hindu trinity, nonetheless not the supreme all-powerful one as in other religions. Although Brahman and Brahma are both looked upon as the creative power from which the universe originated, these two are completely different and should not be confused. Regardless, the confusion happens naturally in the general perception owing to identical names.

Brahma, although he is supposed to have created the world is treated almost equal to much lesser gods such as Indra, the god of heaven. As can be seen in this verse that is sung in praise of Krishna sometimes at the inception of the recitation of the Bhagavad Gita, “Salutations to that God whom Brahma, Indra, Varuna, Rudra and the Maruts praise with divine hymns….” Brahma is a very impotent God, and is considered far inferior to Shiva and Vishnu, the other two of the trinity. Imagine, being the Creator of the Universe, he has to stand in queue and sing praises of Krishna! I don’t know if this kind of nauseating palaver makes any kind of sense to anyone.

The tendency toward mix-up between Brahma and Brahma can also be clearly seen in a very familiar invocation prayer to the Guru:

Gururbrahma gururvishnurgururdevo maheshwarah;

Guruh saakshaat param brahma tasmai shree gurave namah.

Guru is the creator (Brahma); Guru is the preserver (Vishnu); Guru is the destroyer (Maheshvara); Guru is verily the Supreme Absolute. To that Guru we prostrate.

This Brahma and that Brahma are not related, in fact the Absolute Brahman is related to none of the trinity. He, or rather It, belongs to a different thought system, almost a different tradition from the predominantly mythological religion that fabricated the Hindu trinity and a whole lot of inane stories around them. Now, the Absolute Brahm is absolutely everything that exists, because nothing exists which is not him. Even a stone lying by the roadside is the Brahm, so what is the point in equating Guru to the Brahm particularly? But such inanities are regular accepted parts of the popular Hindu culture that does not even attempt to distinguish between the essential and the grossly drossy. We can hold the Bhagavad Gita responsible for spreading such and much more confusion.

Hinduism is the most philosophical of religions, or is supposed to be so, but it has ended up by being a religion whose followers are the most thoughtless among the followers of all the other major religions. A devout Christian would ponder once in a while about metaphysical issues, heaven, hell, etc., even a Muslim would do so, I suppose. But a typical devout Hindu just goes to the temple, worships Krishna or Siva, and performs others religious rites from time to time, that’s about it! All religions stifle thinking, but ancient mythology-based religions do so in a more direct and unapologetic manner, in the case of Hinduism it tends to brazenly suppress the great thoughts and insights that have flowered right in the midst of its being. The confusion between Brahm and Brahma is not just a coincidence, it is very much indicative of the overlaying of the mythological religion on the mystical religion, suppressing it, stifling it, almost killing it.

Brahm and Brahma are confused anyway, but to spice up things a little bit, the topmost, priestly class of the Hindu society are called Brahmanas! In another totally ridiculous verse in the Gita, Krishna suggests a possible reason for this,

“Om Tat Sat”: this has been declared to be the triple designation of Brahman. By that were created formerly the Brahmanas, the Vedas and the sacrifices.

Chap 17, 23


So from the Brahman come Brahmanas, the Vedas, and the sacrifices. But wait a minute, don’t everything else in the universe originate from the Brahman too? The general idea of Krishna seems to be just prattle away any kind of nonsense that comes to mind as long as you can slip it inside holy sounding Sanskrit verses. ‘Om Tat Sat’ — ‘Om That Truth’ — is a powerful Vedantic concept, but what Krishna does is put it in a crappy mess which is a monstrously shameless propaganda advocating the special divine status of the supercilious Brahmin caste. I have never seen this kind of prostitution of philosophy anywhere, and it is simply inconceivable anywhere except in the Gita! In one line you talk of mystical philosophy, in the very next line, you carry out nonsensical propaganda and link it to the previous line! What can I call it except whoring brazenness!

This second sentence simply has no meaning of any kind, quite apart from the ridiculousness of its basic proposition. Let’s imagine, a Brahmana is performing a sacrificial ritual chanting the Vedas; the Vedas were obviously codified by Veda Vyasa from among a rampant mess of texts available during his time, so they couldn’t have come from the supreme Brahman; the sacrifice is being performed by the Brahmana, it has come just now into being, it didn’t surely originate formerly from the Brahman directly, and the Brahmana himself originated from his mother a few decades ago, he was not formerly created by the Brahman either! This is the kind of mess the Bhagavad Gita is! However, interestingly, if we substitute the creator God Brahma to the Brahman, in the contextual background of this second line, implying all these three emanated from the creator God Brahma, it would make some sense at least; we would then take it in a pictorial, symbolic sense which is the level at which Puranic literature functions, and not in a literal sense of the first statement, which says that Om Tat Sat is a direct indication towards the Brahman. Why Krishna bungles so much between one Brahma and the other and creates a botch out of it is a mystery!

Obviously, Krishna likes to simply screw everything up in his characteristic style. But he is not just content with it. He wants more. Screwing something up is different from screwing something directly, which is what Krishna seems to be more interested in! So although Krishna acknowledges the Brahman to be the supreme reality of the universe at many places in the Gita, in most other verses he seems to say ‘Screw you!’ to the Brahman and refers to himself as the supreme reality of the universe! Further, the trinity God Brahma is referred to as ‘the Lord’ by Arjuna in a verse, while just a few verses down he refers to Krishna as ‘the Lord’!

To top it all, Krishna directly confesses that he has been screwing Brahma for a long time, (though in a slightly more pious language):

Whatever forms are produced, O Arjuna, in any womb whatsoever, the great Brahma is their womb and I am the seed-giving father.

Chap 14, ver 4

Carry on, Lord!

18.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 33

Dungeon Forever

Neither doth the sun illumine there, nor the moon, nor the fire; having gone thither they return not; that is My supreme abode.

Bhagavad Gita, chap 15, ver 6

The supreme abode of the Lord doesn’t seem to be such a hot and happening realm! It sounds more like a cold, clammy, dark, dreadful, claustrophobic dungeon in the most god-forsaken place in the universe, or maybe it is a hell hole outside the universe, God only knows where exactly! But even he may not know what makes this place so attractive and appealing to all those millions of devout Hindus who down through the ages made it the supreme destination of their life journey! These pious souls single-mindedly worked their way towards the supreme goal, preventing themselves from being allured by all the light, joy and poetry of our seemingly ordinary world. Why? What was the call of the Dungeon? Even God may not really have a good idea about the power of advertising and propaganda, but indeed it is very great. With the right kind of publicity, you can make an absolute rotten hell seem like a glorious paradise, and a more or less heavenly planet — which is our earth — seem like a hell of perpetual suffering!

Milton said in his Paradise Lost,

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven.

This mind of man could be a dangerously messed-up place indeed, and unfortunately in most cases is. Thanks in large part to centuries of religious propaganda, people have simply lost all sense of basic discrimination. They look down in contempt upon the joys, all the beauty and wonder of this world, and they long for totally imaginary heaven where everything would be fixed and permanent. If you would by any chance enter Krishna’s supreme abode, you would be nicely and permanently fixed up there, for sure!

People have this strange thing against impermanency — again more of an outcome of religious indoctrination than a natural sensibility. All the beauty of this world, however beautiful it may be, is temporal, impermanent, perishable. Fie on this world and its beauty! But even if you get a dungeon in the other world, it is permanent, it is blessed, so it ought to be keenly sought after! In the Eastern religions, the other worlds though they are very long-lasting are impermanent too, so they wouldn’t do either. So the supreme abode is Nirvana land. The ever-lasting bliss of Moksha or Nirvana — which is fine, I have nothing against Nirvana, but why be so dead set against this world, this is after all the creation of the Lord too, whatever is in here is a manifestation of the divine power too. Why contemn, spurn and disparage this world while desperately longing for something totally unknown, which could be a huge dungeon for all we know, at least going by Krishna’s beautiful description of it here, perhaps the best he could come up with. No sun, no moon, no fire, no return! Exactly! Oh how much we are all fed up with these transient things like the sun and the moon, constantly changing, which are there today and gone tomorrow. We want to be alive forever and we want to enjoy something permanent and unchanging. A cold, dark, eternal dungeon would serve us really well!

Only extremely idiotic and blind people are capable of not seeing the infinite beauty and poetic exuberance of our own world. But thousands of years of religious and cultural conditioning have made man’s minds totally dull, dark, blunted out. Then you give the people an ideal to strive to reach, and no matter how stupid it may be, a Christian heaven, or a Muslim heaven, or Krishna’s supreme abode, people would begin to direct all their yearning towards it. You just have to say something is the supreme abode and slip your statement into an authoritative holy scripture, millions of idiots will start supremely longing for it, with implicit faith, irrespective of how much of an absolute nightmare it may appear to be on the very face of it. The impressionability and gullibility of human mind are terrible things, the abysmal depths to which human minds can sink can be very scary to ponder over. “Look into the abyss, and the abyss would look back at you,” said Nietzsche. The abyss of the human mind, though, may not look back at you. It is a dark and dead, bottomless pit of nothingness. It seems like men are simply programmable machines, they don’t seem to have any soul or intelligence of their own. Disassemble a robot and try to find a soul therein, you wouldn’t find any. Peer into the abyss of the human mind however much you want, you will get no response from it. And per chance if you slip into it you are likely to land up in this supreme abode of Sri Krishna, at the very bottom!

Meanwhile the whole world would be basking in the light of the sun, making merry under the moon, dancing around the fire under the stars of the night! Would you like to return? Sorry, you cannot! The path to the supreme abode is strictly one way, and you have already arrived. Now you can only sit rot in that eternally dark dungeon, thinking nostalgically of the glorious light of the world, which too is incidentally the Lord himself.

That light which residing in the sun, illumines the whole world, that which is in the moon and in the fire—know that light to be Mine.

Chap 15, ver 12

Whether the light is Krishna’s or not, it does not matter. Really it belongs to those who are capable of enjoying it. This whole fantastically beautiful universe is given to us, we own it, and we owe to it our allegiance, not to some sick stupid heaven emanating from lackluster imagination of religious folks. This world is ours for the taking. Yet we distrust it, disparage it and dismiss it, and long for the supreme abode, the dungeon forever!

14.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 32

Mammon-Ra

Whatsoever form any devotee desires to worship with faith—that (same) faith of his I make firm and unflinching.

Endowed with that faith, he engages in the worship of that (form), and from it he obtains his desire, these being verily ordained by Me (alone).

Bhagavad Gita, chap 7, 21,22

The first of these two verses is a very famous one. Normally people would think that Krishna, in the spirit of Hindu tolerance, is sanctioning the worship of any other Hindu god/God, or maybe, stretching it a bit, the worship of any other god/God of any other religion. Gober swamijis and other enlightened souls would generally laud this verse for the liberality and generosity of Krishna, and would emphasize the point that it is the attitude of single-minded devotion that is more important, whatever be the object of the prayer. Definitely sounds like a very broad-minded and enlightened approach to religion.

However, if we look at the context of this verse we would better understand the sense of Krishna. This segment begins with the following stunning declaration by Krishna:

Four kinds of virtuous men worship Me, O Arjuna! They are the distressed, the seeker of knowledge, the seeker of wealth, and the wise, O lord of the Bharatas!

Chap 7, ver 16

First of all, this statement is scandalous, and then it is too nonsensical. We will look at the nonsense part first. People generally associate virtue with wisdom. But good that Krishna associates it with seeking of knowledge also. At the same time, he also calls the distressed people virtuous, as if being distressed is a virtue in itself! If so, 99.9% population of the earth is instantly virtuefied! And not only that, seekers of wealth are among the four kinds of virtuous persons. Therefore, if you are seeking money and if you are distressed, and it is difficult to imagine a person who is not, then you are doubly virtuous! I myself consider me fitting in all the four categories, therefore my virtue should be of quadruple efficacy! Whether I have that much virtue or not, Krishna seems to have hundred times the dumbness of an ordinary man!

Interestingly, when we look a little deeper, these four categories seem to match the four-fold caste system. The wise would correspond to the Brahmins, obviously. Now Kshatriyas were always after wealth and power, so they would fit the ‘seeker of wealth’ class. Next are Vaishyas, men of commerce, business and enterprise. We would normally imagine these people to be seekers of wealth, but in those days Kings had absolute power, they would straightaway plunder any surplus wealth they saw in their land, or in neighboring lands too for that matter. So the business men really did not have much incentive to accumulate wealth. However, since they had to produce utilitarian goods and services, unlike Brahmins and Kshatriyas who simply battened themselves on the other two classes, they had to depend on knowledge and skills. So they would fit the ‘seeker of knowledge’ category. And then there are the labor classes, these are of course the perpetually ‘distressed’ folks, forever toiling and forever struggling to make ends meet. Also note that the Brahmins are not called ‘seekers of wisdom’ by Krishna, they are just denoted as the wise — meaning what? Meaning they are born wise or naturally grow wise, without any particular seeking! That was the prevalent notion in those days.

Now when Krishna talks about the virtuous people who fall into the following four categories — please note he doesn’t say the virtuous people among the following four categories, which is the interpretation gober swamis would like to make usually — he is not saying that by default all the wise people and the seekers of wealth worship Krishna. There is a seeker of wealth in Russia, and another seeker of wealth in Brazil, they would have never heard of Krishna even, so obviously that is not the sense Krishna meant. He means that whoever is seeking wealth, whoever is worshipping wealth, is worshipping Me (Him) only in the form of wealth, though unbeknownst to himself. By the same token, whoever is distressed, automatically not only becomes virtuous but also pious! And also noble, to boot! For Krishna adds in the verse that follows:

Noble indeed are all these; but I deem the wise man as My very Self; for, steadfast in mind, he is established in Me alone as the supreme goal.

Chap 7, ver 18

So all the four categories are noble, by definition. If you are after accumulating money, no matter what means you are following or how crooked you are, Krishna deems you noble. Yes of course, the born-wise people are more dear to Krishna but the seekers of wealth are not far behind, they are just next in the line. In practical terms it would make little difference. Krishna is saying all pursuit of wealth, legal, illegal, criminal, murderous, just all pursuit of wealth is inherently virtuous, noble, and is a sacred form of religion, indirectly worshiping Himself.

This is the import of

Whatsoever form any devotee desires to worship with faith—…in the worship of that (form)… he obtains his desire, these being verily ordained by Me (alone).

Form means money, form means power, form means greed, form means lust, just about anything. The keyword is ‘whatsoever’! However, people who worship money are the most dear to the Lord, they come second only to the born-wise Brahmins. And since not many born-wise Brahmins are around these days, we may consider that people who worship money are the Lord’s most preferred type of devotees! What a good news for you and me!

Normally we think that religion and money are antagonistic. But here is a religion which not only sanctions and sanctifies pursuit of money, but virtually makes the lusting after wealth the highest form of prayer! Such a notion would have been absolutely scandalous in any other religion and culture. But in India anything goes! Also, Krishna could boldly come forth and make such radical statements because he has apparently absolutely no concern for making the silliest of contradictions! Earlier in the Bhagavad Gita, he keeps saying that desire has to be shunned, greed has to be given up, and not only that but one has to renounce all work in the expectation of a reward. Later on in the Gita he would say, all wealthy people would be cast in hell forever and ever. But here he says relentless pursuit of wealth, in any way, and by any means, simply unqualified, is noble, virtuous, and a great way, if not the greatest way, of worshipping Himself! It is not just a question of contradictions, Krishna has absolutely no clue of what he is talking about! Total dementia. This is all just senseless dribble, that dribbled, dribbled, dribbled and collected into a muddle and then a puddle, and then a lake, and then a stream and then a river, and finally into an ocean! Imagine hundreds and hundreds of gober swamijis commenting and extolling such utterly nonsensical and scandalous verses for centuries and centuries, imagine the infinite hollowness of it all! Sometimes I wonder — is there any God really, or is the universe under the governance of some ridiculous Beelzebub character?

In the end, we append a shocking, stunning, revealing, sensational, scandalous exposition of this religion of mammon, by — guess whom? None other than that foremost disciple of Lord Krishna, Arjuna himself! Arjuna is also the most fit person to present this exposition, since his is not just a theoretical knowledge, he has lived and practiced all of what he says to the utmost degree. He has systematically looted and plundered people for years on end, so we can be sure that what all he preaches, this man has lived it all. As a small introduction to the very long exposition of Arjuna, I would like to remind the readers that a poplular epithet of Arjuna, and one which comes frequently in the Gita itself, is Dhananjaya. It is generally translated as ‘winner of wealth’. In one episode during his exile, Arjuna himself haughtily explains the meaning of this epithet, along with several others, to a curious listener:

Arjuna said, 'They called me Dhananjaya because I lived in the midst of wealth, having subjugated all the countries and taking away their treasures. They called me Vijaya because when I go out to battle with invincible kings, I never return (from the field) without vanquishing them. I am called Swetavahana because…”

And now to the great discourse on the religion of money given by Arjuna to his elder brother Yudhishthira who suddenly seems to have lost his fascination for wealth and kingdom after the war, having killed most of his kinsmen and letting many others, including his own sons, die. Technically speaking, this episode occurs after the Bhagavad Gita event that occurs at the beginning of the war, though since the Bhagavad Gita had not been added to the Mahabharata corpus by then, there is not a single reference to the Gita or to Krishna in general. Arjuna sermonizes Yudhishthira on the virtues of wealth, unabashedly saying that all that matters in life, and all that one should forever seek, is money!

Here comes:

…That, however, which has been called the religion of royalty depends entirely on wealth. One who robs another of wealth, robs him of his religion as well. Who amongst us, therefore, O king, would forgive an act of spoliation that is practised on us? It is seen that a poor man, even when he stands near, is accused falsely. Poverty is a state of sinfulness. It behoveth thee not to applaud poverty, therefore. The man that is fallen, O king, grieveth, as also he that is poor. I do not see the difference between a fallen man and a poor man. All kinds of meritorious acts flow from the possession of great wealth like a mountain. From wealth spring all religious acts, all pleasures, and heaven itself, O king! Without wealth, a man cannot find the very means of sustaining his life. The acts of a person who, possessed of little intelligence, suffers himself to be divested of wealth, are all dried up like shallow streams in the summer season. He that has wealth has friends. He that has wealth has kinsmen. He that has wealth is regarded as a true man in the world. He that has wealth is regarded as a learned man. If a person who hath no wealth desires to achieve a particular purpose, he meets with failure. Wealth brings about accessions of wealth, like elephants capturing (wild) elephants. Religious acts, pleasures, joy, courage, wrath, learning, and sense of dignity, all these proceed from wealth, O king! From wealth one acquires family honour. From wealth, one's religious merit increases. He that is without wealth hath neither this world, nor the next, O best of men! The man that hath no wealth succeeds not in performing religious acts, for these latter spring from wealth, like rivers from a mountain. He that is lean in respect of (his possession of) steeds (horses) and kine(cows) and servants and guests, is truly lean and not he whose limbs alone are so. Judge truly, O king, and look at the conduct of the gods and the Danavas. O king, do the gods ever wish for anything else than the slaughter of their kinsmen (the Asuras)? If the appropriation of wealth belonging to others be not regarded as righteous, how, O monarch, will kings practise virtue on this earth? Learned men have, in the Vedas, laid down this conclusion. The learned have laid it down that kings should live, reciting every day the three Vedas, seeking to acquire wealth, and carefully performing sacrifices with the wealth thus acquired. The gods, through internecine quarrels, have obtained footing in heaven. When, the very gods have won their prosperity through internecine quarrels, what fault can there be in such quarrels? The gods, thou seest, act in this way. The eternal precepts of the Vedas also sanction it. To learn, teach, sacrifice, and assist at other's sacrifices,—these are our principal duties. The wealth that kings take from others becomes the means of their prosperity. We never see wealth that has been earned without doing some injury to others. It is even thus that kings conquer this world. Having conquered, they call that wealth theirs, just as sons speak of the wealth of their sires as their own. The royal sages that have gone to heaven have declared this to be the duty of kings. Like water flowing on every direction from a swollen ocean, that wealth runs on every direction from the treasuries of kings.

And now Arjuna insinuates that he is ready to go on another plundering campaign and rob whatever wealth that is left in the nation after the devastating war, and offer it all to the feet of Yudhishthira so that he can do another sacrifice. This sacrifice is a slightly alternative version of the Rajasooya Sacrifice performed by Yudhishthira long before the war, and is called Ashwamedha or the Horse Sacrifice:

This earth formerly belonged to king Dilipa, Nahusha, Amvarisha, and Mandhatri. She now belongs to thee! A great sacrifice, therefore, with profuse presents of every kind and requiring a vast heap of the earth's produce, awaits thee. If thou dost not perform that sacrifice, O king, then the sins of this kingdom shall all be thine. Those subjects whose king performs a horse-sacrifice with profuse presents, become all cleansed and sanctified by beholding the ablutions at the end of the sacrifice. Mahadeva (Siva) himself, of universal form, in a great sacrifice requiring libations of all kinds of flesh, poured all creatures as sacrificial libations and then his own self. Eternal is this auspicious path. Its fruits are never destroyed. This is the great path called Dasaratha. Abandoning it, O king, to what other path wouldst thou betake thyself?'

Yudhishthira however is not so easily convinced. He jumps back in style.

Yudhishthira said, 'For a little while, O Arjuna, concentrate thy attention and fix thy mind and hearing on thy inner soul. If thou listenest to my words in such a frame of mind, they will meet with thy approbation. Abandoning all worldly pleasures, I shall betake myself to that path which is trod by the righteous. I shall not, for thy sake, tread along the path thou recommendest. If thou askest me what path is auspicious that one should tread alone, I shall tell thee. If thou dost not desire to ask me, I shall yet, unasked by thee, tell thee of it…

Yudhishthira tells many interesting things indeed. However, the central points of his speech are:

…Without conversing with anybody, I shall assume the outward form of a blind and deaf idiot, while living in contentment and deriving happiness from my own soul… Restraining all my senses, I shall always be of a cheerful face… Regardless of whither I may proceed, I shall not look behind. Divesting myself of desire and wrath, and turning my gaze inwards, I shall go on, casting off pride of soul and body…

For a change, Yudhishhthira himself is talking some good sense. However, it only incenses everyone around. How saintly, sagely, and Gita-like is Yudhishthria! No one tries to understand him though, although he is extremely adamant on his standpoint. Everybody attacks him one after another. And then comes Draupadi’s turn. She thinks Yudhishthira has literally gone crazy:

…Having slain many thousands of kings possessed of active prowess, I see, O monarch, that through thy folly thou art about to make that feat futile. They whose eldest brother becomes mad, have all to follow him in madness. Through thy madness, O king, all the Pandavas are about to become mad. If, O monarch, these thy brothers were in their senses, they would then have immured thee with all unbelievers (in a prison) and taken upon themselves the government of the earth. That person who from dullness of intellect acts in this way never succeeds in winning prosperity. The man that treads along the path of madness should be subjected to medical treatment by the aid of incense and collyrium, of drugs applied through the nose, and of other medicines….

Seems like some of these techniques of treating the insane were imported from Egypt. But Draupadi is right! Only, not just Yudhishthira but everyone of them, including and especially Krishna and Vyasa should be put in a mental hospital and subjected to treatment by the aid of collyrium and drugs applied through nose! What will gober swamijis do then — I wonder!

13.6.09

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Foul Hell

Bewildered by many a fancy, entangled in the snare of delusion, addicted to the gratification of lust, they fall into a foul hell.

Bhagavad Gita, chap 16, ver 16

In the chapter 16 of the Bhagavad Gita, Krishna discusses divine nature and demonical nature. He says people who are after money and wealth are people of demoniac nature! Wait, that's not it, the real thing is coming. Krishna says these demoniac souls don't recognize the God who is in themselves and others, they even hate or envy that God. So Krishna at least gives them that much, that they too are God, they too have God within themselves. What follows is the most bizarre statement in the history of holy scriptures, a non sequitur non pareil. He says he throws all such people into hell again and again, and not only that but he makes sure that every time they sink into lower and lower hells until they get down into the lowest and forever rot there. All this because they were after some pleasure and wealth! What were the Pandavas after anyway? Why were they bent upon destroying the known world if not for a little pleasure, raja-bhoga, the pleasures of the kingdom? But even this is not the point. Man, Krishna, you are supposed to be the God of the Universe, you should talk more logically. Even if people with demoniac nature have the same God within them as the greatest of saints, shouldn't they be given an opportunity to express the God within themselves? But no, Krishna says he will personally see to it that they only sink ever lower, forever and ever, Amen!

We have to read the original passages to get the real feel of them. First the verses which describe people with demoniac nature:

Giving themselves over to immeasurable cares ending only with death, regarding gratification of lust as their highest aim, and feeling sure that that is all; bound by a hundred ties of hope, given over to lust and anger, they strive to obtain by unlawful means hoards of wealth for sensual enjoyment. “This has been gained by me today; this desire I shall obtain; this is mine and this wealth too shall be mine in future.” “This has been gained by me today; this desire I shall obtain; this is mine and this wealth too shall be mine in future.” “I am rich and born in a noble family. Who else is equal to me? I will sacrifice. I will give charity. I will rejoice,”—thus, deluded by ignorance, bewildered by many a fancy, entangled in the snare of delusion, addicted to the gratification of lust, they fall into a foul hell.

chap 16, ver 11-16

So basically that covers all the ambitious and successful people of the world! Much of the foregoing description would fit 80 percent of humanity, hopes, desires and all that. And I have only provided a partial quote, many other characteristics are mentioned before and after this passage. So almost everyone alive would be possessing some or other of these qualities. Also, giving charity has now joined the club of most abominable sins! This is flash news!

In a very well-known and oft-quoted passage in one of the earlier chapters, Arjuna asks Krishna about what would be the lot of those yogis who have practiced a lot but couldn't achieve perfection before their death. Krishna says not to worry, all those striving souls are born into rich families where they would get better opportunity to work out their yoga and reach perfection. Now here he says, all the people born into rich families are demons! But even this is okay, the clincher comes now.


...the worst among men in the world,


— meaning, 99.9999% of the present-day population, everyone except the very devout ISKCON members

I hurl all these evil-doers for ever into the wombs of demons only. Entering into demoniacal wombs and deluded birth after birth, not attaining Me, they thus fall, O Arjuna, into a condition still lower than that!

Ver 19,20


So you are born into a rich family and feel happy and proud of yourself, that's it, you are a gone case, gone for eternity! The God of the Universe will do everything in his power to ensure that you go into hell and a deeper hell after that. There have been so many idiotic Gods around, from Marduk and Yahweh onwards, but this Krishna beats them all by far! This is the worst imaginable God there is, and if we have a God like this who needs a Satan? This one passage, two verses, should have been enough to utterly debunk Krishna, to make people throw the Bhagavad Gita into the garbage. That would have definitely been the case if people had anything like brains. If one single crime (not that there aren't others) like permanently incapacitating Ekalavya is enough to repudiate all Arjuna's greatness, imagined or real, as we have argued in an earlier essay, this one sentence of Krishna is enough for us to discredit all of his self-proclaimed divinity and confiscate the God label from him. Really, all of us sinners with perfectly human qualities like lust, greed, anger, pride should unite and throw Krishna into a demoniac womb. That should teach him a lesson! Whether there is a foul hell or not, the earth has been fouled up because of people like this!

11.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 30

Black Hole God

As moths hurriedly rush into a blazing fire for (their own) destruction, so also these creatures hurriedly rush into Thy mouths for (their own) destruction.

Thou lickest up, devouring all the worlds on every side with Thy flaming mouths. Thy fierce rays, filling the whole world with radiance, are burning, O Vishnu!

Bhagavad Gita, chap 11, ver 29,30

Generally, the word most commonly associated with the word ‘God’ is ‘creation’, as in God and his Creation. We think of God as this infinite creative force of the universe. In the Bhagavad Gita, it is just the other way round. This God is the God of destruction. He is the mighty all-devouring destructive force of the world, and he seems to be constantly hungry like a devil. And like the Devil himself, he seems to be especially fond of feasting upon human souls!

We would normally think of God as the eternal source of all beauty, goodness, harmony and light of the world we see around us. ‘Light’ again is a word that is closely associated with God. For example, in the Old Testament, God creates light at the very beginning of his Creation. In the Bhagavad Gita too, there is light all around the God. However, this is a light not associated with life and creation, but with death and destruction. As is the case with the dazzling radiance of a nuclear explosion! No wonder, the father of the atom bomb thought of the Bhagavad Gita verses when he first witnessed the bomb exploding. One would have expected that he would think of hell-fire, but no, he thought of the God of the Bhagavad Gita! Figures!

If the splendour of a thousand suns were to blaze out at once (simultaneously) in the sky, that would be the splendour of that mighty Being (great soul).

chap 11, ver 12

That is the main verse that reportedly passed through Robert Oppenheimer’s mind while he stood and gazed upon the world’s first atomic explosion. The brilliance of thousand suns could be an apt metaphor for a nuclear explosion, but to describe the glory of the Supreme Being, it would fall pathetically short. More than a billion nuclear bombs worth of explosions are going on inside the sun every second! Still, a thousand suns is the paltriest of phenomena, going by the standards of today’s astronomy. Arjuna could have at least said, a million suns or a billion suns — hundred crore suns — for a slightly more appropriate comparison. The Mahabharata normally uses numbers extremely liberally, but we see a strange niggardliness in some of the key verses of the Gita, in relation to God. For that matter, I could have easily gone for a trillion suns! Though that too is not really much, hardly a couple of galaxies put together.

To compare the light of any number of suns put together with the light of the Supreme Being is an utterly meaningless endeavor. Perhaps the indefinite adjective ‘countless’ would be more fitting. So picture these thousand or ten thousand or countless suns. It is not a static picture. Imagine hordes of these suns being ripped apart and sucked into a super massive black hole (SMB), as one generally found at the centre of a galaxy. There is intense luminosity all around, brilliantly-lit colossally violent activity, spread across light years. But at the center is of it all is the heart of darkness, the great dark abyss. The God of the Bhagavad Gita is like that fathomless nothingness; not in any mystical, philosophical sense, just in a sense to inspire raw horror, infinite horror!

Arjuna is naturally terrified senseless upon seeing the real form of his God, as he does here in the chapter 11 of the Bhagavad Gita.

The space between the earth and the heaven and all the quarters are filled by Thee alone; having seen this, Thy wonderful and terrible form, the three worlds are trembling with fear, O great-souled Being!

ver 20

Just visualize a huge black hole ominously drifting towards our solar system, already visible as a massive object in our skies. Time to tremble and remember God! But unfortunately, the three worlds did not get to see this terrible vision of God, therefore they couldn’t have trembled, as Arjuna says. He alone saw it because he was provided with the special vision needed for it, nonetheless he must have been trembling enough for all the three worlds put together. Imagine this warrior who never knew anything like fear his whole life, even when he was in the most frightful of situations. On one occasion he was fighting singlehandedly 30 million demons who were attacking him from all sides (what I was saying about the Mahabharata being liberal with numbers)! He handled the situation with the greatest aplomb and emerged a victor. He never experienced the minutest quiver of fear in his long career as the supreme warrior constantly facing fearsome enemies. But now, seeing the form of God, he is all of a sudden shaking like the earthquake at the end of the world, absolutely scared out of his wits. This vision he beheld in his mind’s eye is something for which he was not prepared at all.

Having beheld Thy immeasurable form with many mouths and eyes, O mighty-armed, with many arms, thighs and feet, with many stomachs, and fearful with many teeth, the worlds are terrified and so am I!

ver 23

Just a super massive black hole personified this Black Hole God is! Notice that the stomach and the teeth seem to be the more prominent parts, with the mouths, arms, eyes simply being in the service of the stomach! Grind and chomp and swallow, grind and chomp and swallow! But again Arjuna alone is affected by this terrifying cosmic spectacle, the world is simply going about its business as usual, though Arjuna seems to think the worlds are terrified along with himself. Apparently, he is barely cognizant of his circumstances. He is in a deep delirious state actually. Arjuna is so delirious that the thought never occurs to him that this could all be just an illusion, a hallucination. Perhaps he could have simply shaken it off, if he wanted, simply by intending it and moving about. When you alone are seeing something and the others around you are not, and also you are seeing very weird sorts of things, that is the time you should get the suspicion that this could all be just a hallucination. However, it is a catch-22 situation of course! If you had that much awareness to realize that this could all be just a hallucination, you wouldn’t be hallucinating in the first place. So we can’t blame Arjuna. He is simply stuck in a bad, bad dream, a horrendous nightmare. Alas, this greatest of warriors is now crouching and cowering in abject terror!

On seeing Thee (the Cosmic Form) touching the sky, shining in many colours, with mouths wide open, with large, fiery eyes, I am terrified at heart and find neither courage nor peace, O Vishnu!

Having seen Thy mouths, fearful with teeth, blazing like the fires of cosmic dissolution, I know not the four quarters, nor do I find peace. Have mercy, O Lord of the gods! O abode of the universe!

ver 24, 25

He is apparently going through a pure vision of hell! And he is thinking he is seeing God, to boot! If God is this hell, then where is any hope? Still, it could be a little comforting that as of now he is only viewing various kinds of beings and objects sucked helplessly into the countless mouths of God, standing aside. For how long, though? He too could get caught up in the fearful influx at any time.

All the sons of Dhritarashtra with the hosts of kings of the earth, Bhishma, Drona and Karna, with the chief among all our warriors, they hurriedly enter into Thy mouths with terrible teeth and fearful to behold. Some are found sticking in the gaps between the teeth, with their heads crushed to powder. Verily, just as many torrents of rivers flow towards the ocean, even so these heroes of the world of men enter Thy flaming mouths.

ver 26-28

It could be Arjuna’s turn any time! The terrifying thought must have been there all the time at the back of Arjuna’s mind, even as his being is being churned in the throes of a deathly delirium! These dangerous hallucinations could have simply ended up by stopping the heartbeat of the brave warrior, and killing him. That would have been a pity!

But it is Arjuna himself who brought this plight upon himself, out of totally unnecessary curiosity. How could he have known, though! At the outset he simply asks Krishna, perhaps thinking it would give him a nice break from Krishna’s monotonous chatter about this yoga and that yoga:

…I wish to see Thy Divine Form! If Thou, O Lord, thinkest it possible for me to see it, do Thou, then, O Lord of the Yogis, show me Thy imperishable Self!

ver 3,4

But is this the divine form or demoniac form that he gets to see? Arjuna, through sheer happenstance, evokes the ‘imperishable self’ of the Lord. He could have called for the glorious self or the awe-inspiring self or something like that, but just prompted by ill-begotten luck, he utters the word ‘imperishable self’. The Lord took it seriously, He must have thought for a moment, how to give the impression of being imperishable. ‘Glorious’, we can imagine, ‘awe-inspiring’ we can imagine, but ‘imperishable’ how? Because no matter how great and glorious something is, we can still imagine its destruction. Only death itself is indestructible, imperishable. That is the moment when Krishna must have struck upon this concept of Black Hole God, all-devouring, with death and destruction dancing the dance of doom all around, and himself causing it, himself absorbing it.

The Lord of the Yogis promptly bestows upon Arjuna the divine vision to behold his cosmic form, using his Yogic powers. But if he could grant the divine vision, he could surely induce all the hallucinations to go along with it. So that explains everything. And Arjuna gets trapped in this infernal vision of the Black Hole God, which nearly kills his very soul. He survives. But this man would never rebel again. Krishna’s purpose is served. All his argumentation with Arjuna perhaps did not seem to be doing much work, so Krishna ingeniously used the opportunity of displaying his cosmic form to utterly quash Arjuna’s being. Emerging from the experience, Arjuna wouldn’t be able to think even for a long time to come.

Black holes are dead stars. Though they are technically dead, they could be the most violent, destructive forces of the universe. Black holes are also the most imperishable objects in the universe. After a hundred billion years from now, when all the galaxies, stars and planets would have disintegrated, all matter annihilated, black holes would still be thriving, and they would reign supreme then, even though they would have nothing to feed upon. Our universe would have become a black hole universe. But it could be a black hole universe right now, albeit in quite a different sense.

The thing is, mathematically speaking, black holes are places where all laws of physics break down, where the chain of cause and effect itself is severed, where the fabric of space and time is crushed into a singularity. In a purely scientific sense, just about anything can happen inside a black hole! There is no law, no logic to things anymore. Black holes are called space-time singularities. And our universe itself took birth from a singularity event called Big Bang. Some scientists try to see a connection here and speculate that this whole universe we have around us could be a vast black hole. We could be actually living and moving inside a black hole, which perhaps formed in a regular fashion upon the death of a star in the parent universe. Of course this universe of ours is full of order and harmony, so it may be difficult for us to believe that we could be living inside a black hole, where theoretically everything just goes berserk. Still, our universe is a fantastically weird place, and black holes are fantastically weird places too. Though scientists tend to conceive of our universe in a framework of order, elegance and complexity, when we shift the focus and look at the world of human affairs, we see the dance of pure chaos. There seems to be no logic or reason to things anymore. It seems like anything at all could happen in this realm, and all sorts of surreal and bizarre things do happen too.

To me, the fact that a book like the Bhagavad Gita, with its Black Hole God and black hole metaphysics, could become the holiest scripture of an entire religion and a nation for thousands of years, is proof enough that we are living inside a black hole. An awfully awfully weird black hole universe!

10.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 29

Everlasting Shame

But, if thou wilt not fight in this righteous war, then, having abandoned thine duty and fame, thou shalt incur sin.

People, too, will recount thy everlasting dishonour; and to one who has been honoured, dishonour is worse than death.

Bhagavad Gita, Chap 2, ver 33,34

The Mahabharata war was not a righteous war, as Krishna claims; it was a devious war. The Bhagavad Gita is not a sublime philosophy, as people generally think; it is something of a not-so-subtle subterfuge. The Bhagavad Gita is a Trojan horse, only much more insidious.

Ancient Troy was a great city. As recounted by Virgil in his Aeneid, the Greeks dissemble to give up their ten-year brutal siege of the city of Troy, and appear to have sailed back home. Released from long years of grueling standoff, the Trojans step out of their fortressed territory, breathe free at last, and survey their battered shores. They descry some ships receding over the horizon, and then lay eyes on a mysterious gigantic wooden horse standing tall on the sea-coast. To anyone with an iota of common sense the very first thought that could have occurred in such a situation, upon catching sight of this building-sized enigmatical equine, is that there could very well be soldiers cached inside it. After all, the Trojans were out to inspect if their coastline had been fully cleared up, danger could be lurking about anywhere. Even if a very small number of Greek warriors got to infiltrate their city, the retreating Greek armies could double back and Troy would be highly assailable this time. It was a situation where people ought to have exercised extreme caution. But no, they are already in a party mood, brimming with gaiety. Children rollick around the horse, men and women forgather close to it whispering among themselves, while the puzzled King Priam consults his advisors as to what this beastly colossus could be. Presently, some people sight a Greek soldier trudging along in dejection from far away, appearing to be a frustrated deserter. They approach him and upon inquiring learn that this horse is an offering to the goddess Athena. The faker professes that worshipping it would bring them prosperity. And so the unsuspecting folks merrily haul the monstrously heavy horse into their city and set it up in their temple. They dance, drink and celebrate late into the night. When everyone has succumbed to drunken stupor or fallen asleep, Odysseus and a couple of hundred other Greek warriors cooped up inside the beast’s belly break free and promptly set about to slaughter the whole quiescent, hapless town.

Whether it really happened or not, this is a most ridiculous story. How could anyone be so gullible and stupid as to lug in the enemy onto the altar of their temple, fancying to venerate it with religious fervor? Manifestly, the Trojan horse was conceived by ninnyhammers who hadn’t an iota of simple horse sense — imagine the Trojans getting hold of the chintzy ruse and somehow sealing up the horse and sinking it into the bottom of the Aegean sea! Regardless, the Greeks did no dishonorable thing in pursuing this stratagem, they were simply desperate and were discharging their duty to the best of their ability, striving for victory and fame by hook or by crook, but it is a shame that the Trojans who so bravely withstood the Greek onslaught for a decade, suddenly decayed in their brains, forsook all their wits at the last moment and embraced the sanguinary adversary; offering themselves to be unceremoniously sacrificed to the Greek goddess of war, Athena, who later became the goddess of heroic endeavor, and finally morphed into the goddess of wisdom! It is a shame too, an everlasting shame, that Indians dragged in this small section of the Mahabharata — subversively inserted into the epic at a much later date — into their temples, homes and hearths and began worshipping it as a goddess. A goddess of war and cunning transmogrified once again into a goddess of heroic endeavor and wisdom!

A prayer invoking the goddess of the Bhagavad Gita, which often appears preambling the main scripture, goes like this:

Om. O Bhagavad Gita, with which Partha was illumined by Lord Narayana Himself, and which was composed within the Mahabharata by the ancient sage, Vyasa, O Divine Mother, the destroyer of rebirth, the showerer of the nectar of Advaita, and consisting of eighteen discourses—upon Thee, O Gita, O affectionate Mother, I meditate!

The Bhagavad Gita by its own declaration and by common consent is regarded as the essence of the Upanishads, Hindu sacred texts that spasmodically roll out nuggets of the truly empyrean philosophy of Advaita Vedanta. People generally regard the Bhagavad Gita as the supreme expression of Advaita. The doctrine of Advaita is the doctrine of non-dualism which proclaims that whatever exists is only one Being and one soul. Standing in sharp contrast to Advaita are the devotional philosophies of Dvaita and Vishistadvaita, dualism and qualified monism, which posit a separation between the individual soul and God. While Vishistadvaita grants that the individual soul can eventually merge into God, Dvaita doesn’t even allow for that much. And the Bhagavad Gita, rather oddly, is rallied around and hailed equally by all these three sharply divergent paths.

This is a central paradox in regard to the Bhagavad Gita, it is the principal text of both the Advaita philosophy of Hinduism and the Dvaita cult though these two are antithetical to each other. Normally, this is glibly explained away by pointing out that each chapter of the Bhagavad Gita focuses on a particular approach to God, therefore the book can be construed as an attempt at synthesizing various schools and paths. But that’s nonsense. Spiritual leaders of various sects have written extensive commentaries on the Bhagavad Gita, and it is generally assumed that each of them emphasized those particular verses which resonated with their line of philosophy and interpreted the scripture in ways that suited them better. There does exist some small scope for varying interpretations, nevertheless the overall drift of the Bhagavad Gita is quite unambiguous — it is a thoroughgoing ISKCON document, i.e., a manifesto of Dvaita / Vaishnava sect.

Vaishnavism is a grossly idolatrous creed that has nothing to do with any philosophy in any philosophical sense. Krishna goes on exhorting Arjuna, ‘Love me, worship me, believe in me, know me as the supreme God, offer everything to me, consecrate your work to me, seek only to come to me and you will come to me,’ ad nauseam. There is nothing but this in the whole of the Bhagavad Gita. From this way and that, Krishna comes again and again to the same point, ‘Love Me, worship Me, take refuge in Me, do whatever I say, and you will reach to the supreme goal, which is Me again!’ Even the very last concluding verse of the Gita asseverates the same thing:

Sarvadharmaan parityajya maamekam sharanam vraja;

Aham twaa sarvapaapebhyo mokshayishyaami maa shuchah.

Abandoning all dharmas, take refuge in Me alone;

I will liberate thee from all sins; grieve not.

chap 18, ver 66

‘Dharma’ is a bouncy, multifaceted term which can mean anything — duty, religiousness, righteousness, virtue, nature, whatever. In effect, Krishna is saying, commit all the sins you want and forget everything else, just take refuge in me, and I will take good care of you for all eternity! That is the final and in fact the only message of the Gita, clear and straightforward. Where in Hades is Advaita in this? How on earth could this book have been regarded as the principal text of Hinduism, and placed right next to the lofty Upanishads? It is just because Krishna couldn't go on reprising ‘Love me, worship me, take refuge in me,’ for 18 chapters continuously that he brings in this thing and that thing now and then, here and there, to break the monotony. But there is no equivocation whatsoever in the main thrust of the Gita. Certainly there are good many references to Advaita in the book, but on the whole there is no enunciation of any great philosophy here, nor anything like psychological insight or profound spirituality. Yet, a priori, everyone considers it to be the crowning manifestation of perennial philosophy. The Bhagavad Gita's insightfulness, sublimity, practical relevance have been lauded by swamijis, pundits, scholars, followers and non-followers alike down through the ages. I am just flabbergasted.

One of the Gita's most famous commentaries is by Adi Shankaracharya, the great ninth-century expounder of the Advaita school of Vedanta, and the Gita is surprisingly often associated with Advaita and Vedanta, the philosophical core of Hinduism, whereas there is really not much of anything like that in the book. What is mostly there is quite its antithesis. How could this possibly be, how could such a fantastically blatant scam be perpetrated upon billions of people down the centuries?

The story of Trojan horse can give us some succor here, it shows us that people can be infinitely dumb, they can bring in something which should be shunned like the plague, right into their hearths and their very hearts, place it in the sanctum sanctorum and idolize it. ‘O mother goddess, O source of infinite life, O dispeller of eternal darkness!’ — it goes on. The Bhagavad Gita is a part of mind warfare. Verses from it have contrived to slink in and sink into the minds of millions of people, destroying their intelligence! Troy just perished overnight. It was an instantaneous death. But it had been a long, long night for India. India kept perishing and perishing for ages. It is perpetual ignominy, everlasting dishonor, shame unending.

“You can't fool all the people all the time,” goes the adage. The Bhagavad Gita, the Song Celestial, is an incontrovertible testimony that indeed you can fool all the people all the time! Not just counting Indians, but Emerson, Thoreau, Aldous Huxley, Einstein, and so on, the list of world luminaries who spoke in lavish praise of this book is simply surprising. Here is this pure hogwash, which appears to me more like a funny parody of a scripture than any kind of real thing, and great intellects all the world over have gone on waxing seriously poetic about it. It is unbelievable, and what a shame too! I haven't so far come across any intellectual or spiritual person who talks about the Gita and does not regard it in high esteem. Not even a small reservation, not a single negative comment, generally speaking. The Lord and his Cosmic Wisdom have fooled so many wise people who are not otherwise likely to be fooled! And here I am, Swami Gober always at your service, attempting to deconstruct this holiest of holies (as well as the phoniest of phonies), verse by verse, and demolish it. Freedom of mind, open space to think, grow and explore! I hope my readers would appreciate the uniqueness and intrepidity of my humble undertaking.

8.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 28

Time, the Destroyer of Worlds

I am the mighty world-destroying Time, now engaged in destroying the worlds. Even without thee, none of the warriors arrayed in the hostile armies shall live.

Bhagavad Gita, chap 11, ver 32

Let’s see. As per the latest evidence we have, time started 13.7 billion years ago with an event called Big Bang. Even if the concept of a single point of origin for all space and time were to turn out to be wrong, the basic theme of modern cosmology would still remain: the grand evolution of the universe across vast time scales. Time has been creating worlds since the past several billion years and it would continue to do so for several more to come. The cosmos has been continuously evolving in complexity, unfolding beauty, harmony and order. Time is the magnificent creator of worlds, not the mighty destroyer of the worlds! Yes, time would go into destruction mode, but that's over a hundred billion years from now, when entropy shall take over the universe. But it seems like Krishna wouldn’t have it that way! The Lord of the Universe seems to be too eager to destroy, destroy, destroy!

And what a blubbering prophecy from someone who claims to be Time himself, and in the same line! This is amazingly ridiculous! ‘None of the warriors arrayed in the hostile armies shall live,’ proclaims Krishna. However, not one, not two, but three warriors of the enemy side survive the holocaust of the Mahabharata war. Ashwatthama, Kripacharya, and Kritavarma. These are no minor, negligible characters either, the former two being among Arjuna’s prime targets. Ashwatthama was capable of singlehandedly destroying the whole world, if it came to that, for he possessed such super weapons. In fact, after the war is officially over, there is an episode where Krishna himself urges both Arjuna and Ashwatthama to retract the celestial missiles they hurled against each other in uncontrollable fury, reminding them of the huge collateral damage that would take place. But here in this verse Krishna asserts none of the warriors gathered on the enemy front would survive the war! This has got to be the only prediction in the history of prophecy which, though made in retrospect long after the event, got it all wrong! The Bhagavad Gita was written several centuries after the Mahabharata rose into popularity; instead of raving crazy like this, couldn’t the author of the Gita have had a little respect for the writing profession and checked up on basic facts? I think no amount of simple-minded dumbness could have been capable of achieving such a feat as getting a simple post-event prophecy so screwed up! This is nothing but sheer delusive mania. It is lunacy for the sake of lunacy, out of pure contempt and malevolence for basic human intelligence.

Lord Krishna is not only supremely delusional, he is frightfully evil. He gives away his intentions himself in this verse and the two verses following it.

Therefore, stand up and obtain fame. Conquer the enemies and enjoy the unrivalled kingdom. Verily, they have already been slain by Me; be thou a mere instrument, O Arjuna!

Drona, Bhishma, Jayadratha, Karna and all the other courageous warriors—these have already been slain by Me; do thou kill; be not distressed with fear; fight and thou shalt conquer thy enemies in battle.

Chap 11, ver 33, 34

Everyone is going to be destroyed except the five Pandava warriors, and these five are his stooges anyway! And the incentives he offers to Arjuna to merrily participate in the all-out destruction rampage are so pathetic: fame, and enjoyment of kingdom! And this same world-teacher has been exhorting in all the preceding chapters that a wise man should not care for enjoyments of this world, should have no desires, no lust, even heat and cold should have no effect on him, he should merely do his duty and die! But now, enjoy the kingdom of abundance, and fame, oh wow! Bhagavad Gita is so full of this type of trashy tripe, it is appalling, grievously appalling! Krishna first dishes out all that wise-sounding stoic philosophy, indifference to everything, equanimity in all circumstances, living only to practice virtue, and finally here it all comes down to fame and enjoyment, eh!! That too with everyone all around dead! What a purely psychopathic fantasy!

“Be thou a mere instrument,” says Krishna. Instrument to what? Of course, to the destruction of the world! Krishna, however, did not want to just destroy the world in any old manner. His fantasy could have been to stand aside and behold it all, to take delight in it, overseeing it like an overlord and rave delusionally while the destruction is being carried out by his.. er.. ‘instruments’! This is a form of mental illness, rare but extremely serious and highly dangerous. Krishna could have made such a good James Bond villain really! He is the megalomaniac self-proclaimed super being of the universe, who simply wants to destroy everyone with any iota of power or skill in the world, save his subordinates and servants and devotees, so that he could shine resplendent as the sole all-powerful living entity in the world! Even if that world was mostly a cemetery. And of course, he could then indulge in his raas-leela or orgy sport with his 16,000 damsels amidst all that glorious graveyard desolation!

Sri Krishna had it all planned up, the war was about to commence, but at the last moment, like a poor pitiful fellow jolted out of a long hypnotic stupor, perhaps induced by Krishna himself, Arjuna surveys the battlefield and realizes the entire pointlessness of this war. He himself says, just as a victim or subject of some hypnotic experiment would upon waking: where am I, what the hell is happening, it is so unbelievable we have brought the situation to this! A true moment of clarity seems to have dawned on Arjuna. But Krishna is there right next to him to take care of it! In fact Krishna must have positioned himself as the charioteer of Arjuna precisely in order to avert such a disaster. Krishna at first just touches upon Vedanta and appeals to the self-image of Arjuna. 'The Atman never dies. Nobody ever kills nor is ever killed. Besides, O mighty warrior, you are the brave one, what will people think if you run away now. You are born a Kshatriya, you should never hesitate when it comes to killing people. You are the exterminator, O Parantapa, O scorcher of foes,’ and so on. But Arjuna is really not convinced with both the arguments. At this point, Krishna really gets desperate, this Arjuna could undo all of his nefarious scheme! Darn all those bugles and conches and a dozen other blowing instruments that went off all at once at the commencement of the war, breaking Arjuna’s thick soul slumber!

Krishna, in all his devious divine innocence, had led everyone up to this war, both by commission and omission, action and inaction, inaction in action, action in inaction. After the war, Gandhari, the mother of the Kauravas, rightly realizes this and damns Krishna and his entire race of people to total destruction, which eventually comes true. This lady Gandhari, owing to decades of blindfolding herself, has earned so much merit, it seems, that cashing on that good karma she could muster enough power to destroy the whole world if she wanted. Krishna tries very much not to let her wrath fall on the Pandavas, in the aftermath of the war, and succeeds in it. And he could have stopped the curse he himself attracted from her from taking effect if only he wanted. But it appears like by this time, Krishna simply got addicted to killing and destruction! So even the prospect of his own people and race being utterly wiped out must have seemed too exciting to him! He only appears too glad to receive the curse from Gandhari, and he does it in casual nonchalance as is his characteristic style! Some of the people standing by his side though are aghast, but Krishna explains to them, the Yadava race is incapable of being destroyed by anyone, so it has to self-destruct which is where Gandhari’s curse comes in handy! Now the question is, what is the need of wantonly destroying a race of his people, his own people, in the first place?

All this, though, would unfold much later. Right now Krishna is in a greater crisis, facing the prospect of non-destruction! His whole ambition seems to be thwarted by Arjuna’s unexpected reaction. He has to somehow manage Arjuna. He hits upon an interesting strategy. To begin with, Arjuna is a nitwit and a highly gullible person, notwithstanding his legendary prowess as a warrior. Naturally, Arjuna’s deep desire would be to show to the world that he too is a knowledgeable and intelligent guy, not just good at flinging arrows. Krishna exploits this weakness, he just all at once and without any warning pours down upon Arjuna all kinds of little bits of knowledge he (Krishna) has gathered about various schools of Indian philosophy, Yoga, Vedanta, Sankhya, Mimansa, Nyaya, Vaisheshika, mishes mashes everything up, all sorts of things, utterly irrelevant to the situation at hand, simply to get Arjuna overwhelmed. Now Arjuna is diverted from his own deep mental quandary of a while ago, he is not understanding one thing of what Krishna is saying, and why he is saying, but if he confessed as much he may appear like a nitwit, therefore he keeps popping in one or two questions here and there, just to appear like he is following at least something of what Krishna is saying (a neat strategy which I myself used to practice sometimes in my college).

Krishna's tactic is simply to overawe Arjuna into submission, not to make him understand anything (as if Krishna himself understood anything of what he was saying)! Krishna has only to give to Arjuna the impression of being someone who knows all the sublime things in the world. But going further than that, he actually succeeds in creating the image of being the Supreme God himself -- from the fourth chapter on when Arjuna slips into a more vulnerable state of mind. Krishna uses all kinds of terms, duty, renunciation, action, fire, knowledge, yagna, Brahman, Manu, equanimity, dog, pundit, whatever, it is just a veritable bedlam. As expected, Arjuna is utterly perplexed, not only at the quantity of information pouring forth at him and its totally unexpected onslaught, but the very metaphysical nature of it, a side of things to which he has not been previously exposed. All of what Krishna says seems only to be targeted at creating confusion and more confusion in the already confused mind of Arjuna, and nothing more.

Arjuna has no guts to tell it on the face to Krishna, “O Lord, you are driving me nuts with all these irrelevant philosophical palaverings, we can discuss all this philosophy later on at leisure if you will, can we just stick to the situation for now?” Still, he keeps protesting sometimes “I am confused, O Krishna, I am not really getting what you are saying, you are saying this, and you are saying that, I can't make much out of it. Please enlighten me.” This is exactly what Krishna intended, of course. He promptly leads Arjuna into more and more confusion, until Arjuna breaks down mentally, he stops all protesting, he totally agrees now “O Krishna, you are the Supreme Brahman, the God of gods, the one, infinite, eternal reality of the universe, I see all this so clearly. All my doubts are cleared, my perplexity washed away!” Ah finally! In fact, Arjuna has such a powerful mental breakdown that he starts experiencing profound hallucinations, of innumerable mouths, innumerable legs, innumerable stomachs, dancing all around, without a beginning, a middle and an end! And Krishna gently leads Arjuna's hallucinations to serve his own ends.

The rest of the Bhagvad Gita, after chapter 11 from which the above verses are quoted, is obviously an interpolation, dealing with totally inane topics like different kinds of foods, demonic nature and divine nature, and all kinds of more nonsense, except for one out-of-place highly meaningful chapter, dealing with the concepts of kshetra and kshetragna one ('field' and 'field-knower'). Anyway, the war takes place and the rest is history or myth, according to one's belief. Everyone dies, the Pandavas rule for a little time and they die too, and Krishna’s race is wiped out as predicted, and the Mahabharata ends.

People come, people go, they create a lot of fuss in between. And horrendous wars of course have been happening all through human history. The Mahabharata war may have been particularly devastating and tragic, particularly senseless and pointless, but then there was not much worth preserving in the society of that time either. So we can perhaps see this war as an opportunity for a new beginning. In fact, I regard the Second World War itself, however much suffering it caused, to be a great impetus to progress and civilization. This greatest war of all time was of course totally caused by just one man, Adolf Hitler. So in a way, though it may seem very awkward to put it so, I love Hitler for what he has done! A riddle worth pondering: So why not Krishna? Krishna was much better than Hitler, he was not even working to promote any selfish motives, sticking true to his teachings — how rare is that! He was causing destruction for the sake of destruction alone, not seeking any fruits thereof! Going by traditional accounts, that was the mission of his life, the purpose to fulfill which he was born. He was sent on earth to bring a whole age called Dwapara Yuga to a great climactic end, so that a new age could begin, the Kali Yuga. Whether he was acting out his own psychopathic fantasies, or whether he was the agent of some higher forces, he ushered in the age of modernity. Though it was only at a great cost, perhaps it was worth it all. Hinduism has this tremendous insight into the nature of things, and realizes that destruction is as important as creation, that they are complementary and form a cycle. Viewed in this light, Krishna’s sins may be condoned, and in fact I may have even begun to love this guy, if not for the simple fact that through the Bhagavad Gita the impact of his actions spread far beyond his own age. That he was responsible in causing so much destruction which brought an entire age to its end could be acceptable, but the real issue here is that he did not allow creativity to happen in the age that followed it.

It would seem as if Krishna didn't simply desire to end the then existing world but all future civilization too, to the extent possible. All the teachings of Gita appear to be working towards this end. Any civilization is built on work, lots of work. Work needs motivation, as a body needs food and rocket needs fuel! And the central teaching of Gita is “You have only right to work, but not to the fruits thereof.” This is what you tell to a slave, a bonded labor, right? Yours is only to work and not to desire for the outcome of it. A slave works mechanically, like a karma yogin, simply because he has no other option, and this is the only way of life he can lead. Civilization means mastery, but Krishna seems very much like wanting to inculcate a slave mentality in us, a whole nation of people. Civilization is based on work, and passion for work, but who would ever be interested to work like a slave? Gita intends to take away all initiative, all incentive, all motivation, all dignity of work. It actually replaces the concept of action and work, karma, with that of duty, dharma. You work because you are required to work, for the sake of righteousness! In one stroke, man loses freedom, life loses meaning!

Further, ego is the basis of all creativity, innovation, achievement, as the author Ayn Rand goes on pounding again and again. But Sri Krishna desperately seeks to undermine the ego. He keeps harping, “you are merely an instrument, a nimitta-maatra.” You have no free will even. All civilization is built on intelligence. But simply to accept the totally confused mess of Gita to be a holy book, leave alone the holiest of all scriptures, demands a radical degradation of intelligence. The whole mental capacity of this nation (India) had gone down the drain simply in the futile effort to make sense of Gita's muddle.

It was and is almost mandatory for any spiritual personage that appears on the scene to comment on Gita. In the past few decades, the trend particularly caught up. Osho himself gave Hindi discourses on Gita amounting to eight thick volumes. I have seen at least thirty swamijis and lady swamijis doing Gita Gyan Yagna, that is, commenting on Gita, in my own city in all these years. Some famous swamijis seem to be doing only this thing, going from town to town in India, in between flying to Chicago and California, and doing Gyan Yagna continuously, year in year out. These people are simplifying the Gita to the mass, but see, perhaps relativity can be simplified, quantum mechanics can be simplified, but how can you simplify something like the Bhagavad Gita which has no meaning to start with? But the swamis deftly follow Krishna's original strategy, confuse the people, confuse the people, until out of sheer desperation, they are forced to give up their intellects and are driven into an illusion of understanding.

India only inherited heap loads of junk from the age of the Mahabharata and the times that preceded it, in the form of its religion and culture. Nothing valuable came from so much of India’s unknown history, except for one thing, its mystical philosophy of Vedanta. This much was enough, though, to take the new age to such heights of civilization as could have never been imagined before. Powered by Vedanta, our own world could have touched the dimension of infinity. But the Bhagavad Gita crudely subverted and sabotaged the Vedantic outlook to life. This is the greatest damage Krishna did. He could have become Time and destroyed the worlds as much as he liked, to his heart’s content, but he had no right to destroy a beautiful world-view that brings out the infinite divinity and eternal splendor inside man.

4.6.09

Swami Gober's Bhagavad Gita Commentary: Introductory Essay - 27

One-pointed Determination

Here, O joy of the Kurus, there is a single one-pointed determination!

Many-branched and endless are the thoughts of the irresolute.

Bhagavad Gita, chap 2, ver 41

The Bhagavad Gita portrays Arjuna as fickle-minded and irresolute. It makes it sound as if Arjuna was somehow dragged into the war, willy-nilly, but seeing so many of his own dear relatives and friends arrayed at the enemy front, he suddenly realized the perversion and folly of this great family conflict. But Arjuna and everyone else of course knew exactly who was going to fight with whom, nothing that Arjuna saw at the battle line was unexpected in the least. They all had known what was to come for quite sometime. The readers of the Bhagavad Gita would be aware of this much, but they generally don't know for how long time. People think that when the stipulated period of exile was over, the Pandavas began negotiations to regain their kingdom but Duryodhana was unwilling to give it back to them, and hence the war was necessitated. Most people believe that the Pandavas committed themselves to the war just one or two months before that first day of the battle on the field of Kurukshetra. It was a rushed affair and Arjuna didn't have much time to think through, and that is the reason why only when he was on the battlefield, surveying the scope of the enemy side, that he could realize the enormity of this mistake. And therefore he wanted to quit or wanted the war that had just commenced to stop. This scenario is not wholly outside the limits of plausibility. The main thing wrong with it is that it is purely based on ignorance and propaganda. The facts are totally different. Once again they expose the scam of the gober swamijis and the sham of the Bhagavad Gita, at least of its context. However it is not difficult to extrapolate from the context to the content.

There is a famous story. Back in the days when Dronacharya was teaching the Pandava and Kaurava children, he thought to take a test of his pupils on one occasion. He placed a toy bird high on a distant tree, and asked the children to take aim at the bird's head. Yudhishthira gets the chance first. After he has set his aim Drona asks him what exactly is in his sight, whether he is able to view the bird, the tree, the master and the brothers. Yudhishthira answers in the affirmative. Drona is disappointed, cancels Yudhishthira's shot and calls the next one in the line. One after another all the children give the same answer, and receive the same treatment. At last, it is Arjuna's turn. Drona puts the same question. Arjuna says, I only see the bird, but not the tree or anything else. Then Drona asks him to describe the bird. Arjuna says, I can't see the full bird either, just the head.

At these words of Arjuna, the hair (on Drona's body) stood on end from delight. He then said to Partha, 'Shoot.' And the latter instantly let fly (his arrow) and with his sharp shaft speedily struck off the head of the vulture on the tree and brought it down to the ground. No sooner was the deed done than Drona clasped Phalguna to his bosom...

Arjuna's concentration is almost psychotic -- obsessive, compulsive. The surroundings and the whole world simply disappear. When Arjuna is focused, his mind is shut off except for that narrow line of focus, and the world all around is shut out. Once Arjuna sets his mind to something, that becomes his only world for the relevant frame of time, be it a small-range target or a long range goal. As the focus becomes directed, the contextual details become blurred into a white haze. Arjuna is the ace of aces in archery, his power of concentration is legendary. There is absolutely no scope for wavering or distraction in such a mind as Arjuna's. His attention has to be totally sharp, utterly steady, free from the impact of the minutest quivering. And archery is not some sport or skill for Arjuna, it is his whole being. The moment the target is set, there is no more looking hither and thither, neither looking back. The arrow is already released mentally, it cannot turn back. (Though, in theory, celestial missiles can be retracted.) Arjuna possessed this kind of extremely trained mind that tended to work with machine-like precision and utmost efficiency. Does this guy appear like he could possibly be fickle-minded, shifty, shaky to any degree under any circumstances? In theory, yes, there could be certain circumstances which could make anyone feel shaky, but the Mahabharata war is anything but that. It is almost like this huge destiny thing that was awaiting everyone in the epic, one towards which most of the major characters have been working for years and decades.

And of all the characters it is Arjuna alone that has been unrelentingly pursuing this goal — with burning indignation and one-pointed determination. Not just for the past couple of years, but for over a decade now. Arjuna is a man on a mission. His objective: to eliminate the top Kuru warriors, who themselves possess legendary prowess. And he went to great lengths, to Himalayas, and then to heaven itself and back, seeking to fulfill the greatest mission of his life. Many of those who read the Bhagavad Gita are generally incognizant of such a fact crucially pertinent to its context.

It all begins during that conversation of the Pandavas at the forest hermitage briefly alluded to in the previous post. Arjuna seems to be absent at the scene, Draupadi is speaking with Yudhishthira, trying to provoke his anger, instigating him to take the initiative to war. She concludes by saying:

That Kshatriya, O son of Pritha, who discovereth not his energy when the opportunity cometh, is ever disregarded by all creatures! Therefore, O king, thou shouldst not extend thy forgiveness to the foe. Indeed, with thy energy, without doubt, thou mayst slay them all!

Now you know where Krishna got inspiration for some of his lines! Compare:

Happy are the Kshatriyas, O Arjuna, who are called upon to fight in such a battle that comes of itself as an open door to heaven!

...People, too, will recount thy everlasting dishonour; and to one who has been honoured, dishonour is worse than death.

Bhagavad Gita, Chap 2, ver 32, 34

At first Yudhishthira is not moved in the least, he harangues back at Draupadi extolling the virtues of keeping anger at bay and cultivating forgiveness.

...Men of learning and of true insight call him to be possessed of force of character who by his wisdom can suppress his risen wrath. O thou of fair hips, the angry man seeth not things in their true light... The ignorant always regard anger as equivalent to energy. Wrath, however hath been given to man for the destruction of the world. The man, therefore, who wisheth to behave properly, must ever forsake anger.

The 'fair hips' is by the way a reference to Draupadi. Compare:

From anger comes delusion; from delusion the loss of memory; from loss of memory the destruction of discrimination; from the destruction of discrimination he perishes.

Gita, chap 2, ver 63

Yudhishthira goes on for scores of verses more praising forgiveness, saying forgiveness is Brahma, forgiveness is sacrifice, the whole universe is sustained by forgiveness and so on. In the first place there is nothing to forgive, their kingdom has been taken away from them in an entirely legal manner, and they are in the forest entirely of their own accord. But a born hypocrite like Yudhishthira cannot be expected to admit this, even if he himself realized as much. Then, like Krishna does in the Bhagavad Gita, Draupadi brings in all philosophy, metaphysics, God, man, fate, into the talk.

The Supreme Lord and Ordainer of all ordaineth everything in respect of the weal and woe, the happiness and misery, of all creatures, even prior to their births guided by the acts of each, which are even like a seed (destined to sprout forth into the tree of life). O hero amongst men, as a wooden doll is made to move its limbs by the wire-puller, so are creatures made to work by the Lord of all. O Bharata, like space that covereth every object, God, pervading every creature, ordaineth its weal or woe. Like a bird tied with a string, every creature is dependent on God. Every one is subject to God and none else. No one can be his own ordainer. Like a pearl on its string, or a bull held fast by the cord passing through its nose, or a tree fallen from the bank into the middle of the stream, every creature followeth the command of the Creator, because imbued with His Spirit and because established in Him.

Cf:

All this world is pervaded by Me in My unmanifest aspect; all beings exist in Me, but I do not dwell in them. Nor do beings exist in Me (in reality): behold My divine Yoga, supporting all beings, but not dwelling in them, is My Self, the efficient cause of beings.

Gita, Chap 9, ver 4,5

At least Draupadi is simpler, clearer, does not bumble, confuse and then contradict herself in the same line! (‘all being exist in me, … nor do being exist in Me’)

Towards the end of her metaphysical discourse, Draupadi adds an interesting twist:

Beholding superior and well-behaved and modest persons persecuted, while the sinful are happy, I am sorely troubled. Beholding this thy distress and the prosperity of Suyodhana, I do not speak highly of the Great Ordainer who suffereth such inequality! O sir, what fruits doth the Great Ordainer reap by granting prosperity to Dhritarashtra's son who transgresseth the ordinances, who is crooked and covetous, and who injureth virtue and religion!

Why do the good people seem to suffer all the time while the evil people seem to be having a gala party? This is the great question Job puts to God in the Bible, and one that even Bhagavad Gita doesn't answer!

Yudhishthira, however, tries to answer it in his own way. But he is simply outraged at Draupadi's blasphemy and he is infuriated that a woman dare preach him philosophy. He doesn't show it openly though. He says it's only a fool who thinks in such a way, it's only a sinful wretch who believes such and such things, and so on, making references to Draupadi's foregoing speech.

Yudhishthira now launches a panegyric on virtue, says virtue is everything, virtue is all that he cares for, nothing else matters in the least, not kingdoms, not wealth, not life itself. Nobody can ever conceive him of doing anything which is not conducive to virtue (except gambling and staking kingdom, brothers, wife and children, presumably). Draupadi tries to defend herself a little, and then goes off into an even deeper and lengthier Dharma talk than before. Again interesting resemblances with the Bhagavad Gita, especially the Karma Yoga sections. Then Bhima jumps into the conversation and starts provoking and insulting Yudhishthira, supporting Draupadi and expressing his own anguish.

It could be slightly amusing to see Bhima, the duh-duh dufus hulk, talking so coherently and at such length:

Afflicted with the vows, thy cry is Religion! Religion! Hast thou from despair been deprived of thy manliness?

Compare with the very first verses of Krishna in the Gita:

Yield not to impotence, O Arjuna, son of Pritha! It does not befit thee. Cast off this mean weakness of the heart. Stand up, O scorcher of foes!

Gita, chap 2, ver 3

Bhima continues:

Cowards alone, unable to win back their prosperity, cherish despair, which is fruitless and destructive of one's purposes. Thou hast ability and eyes. Thou seest that manliness dwelleth in us. It is because thou hast adopted a life of peace that thou feelest not this distress. These Dhritarashtras regard us who are forgiving, as really incompetent. This, O king, grieveth me more than death in battle. If we all die in fair fight without turning our backs on the foe, even that would be better than this exile, for then we should obtain regions of bliss in the other world. Or, if, O bull of the Bharata race, having slain them all, we acquire the entire earth, that would be prosperity worth the trial. We who ever adhere to the customs of our order, who ever desire grand achievements, who wish to avenge our wrongs, have this for our bounden duty. Our kingdom wrested from us, if we engage in battle, our deeds when known to the world will procure for us fame and not slander.

Compare:

Further, having regard to thy own duty, thou shouldst not waver, for there is nothing higher for a Kshatriya than a righteous war.

The great car-warriors will think that thou hast withdrawn from the battle through fear; and thou wilt be lightly held by them who have thought much of thee.

Thy enemies also, cavilling at thy power, will speak many abusive words. What is more painful than this!

Slain, thou wilt obtain heaven; victorious, thou wilt enjoy the earth; therefore, stand up, O son of Kunti, resolved to fight!

chap 2, ver 31, 35, 36, 37

In the Bhagavad Gita, Krishna's speech fails to have any impact on Arjuna at this stage. Arjuna still sits there dumb as a dodo, keeping on listening. But interestingly Bhima's speech in the Mahabharata turns out to be much more effective. It has almost a magical effect on Yudhishthira, who simply forgets his long sermons of a while ago, forgets all about virtue, forgiveness, scriptures, heaven and all that, almost instantly!

First a stunning admission by Yudhishthira:

I cannot reproach thee for thy torturing me thus by piercing me with thy arrowy words. From my folly alone hath this calamity come against you. I sought to cast the dice desiring to snatch from Dhritarashtra's son his kingdom with the sovereignty. It was therefore that, that cunning gambler—Suvala's son—played against me on behalf of Suyodhana. Sakuni, a native of the hilly country, is exceedingly artful. Casting the dice in the presence of the assembly, unacquainted as I am with artifices of any kind, he vanquished me artfully.

He finally admits to his naked covetousness, boundless greed, and exceeding stupidity that landed them all in this trouble. Now since he has acknowledged all these stupid and sinful things within himself, he must have realized that it wouldn't be a big deal if he sank a little more into sinfulness. Yes, now vengeance is just fine, forgiveness and virtue can go to dogs! Still, he has some vestigial qualms. Yudhisththira says to Bhima, we have suffered so much anyway, let's just wait a few more years and see. It takes a little more cajoling from Bhima for Yudhishthira to give a full green signal. But there are some major difficulties. Yudhishthira gets into practical matters now.

Hear from me something about what, proud of thy might, O Bhima, and led away by thy restlessness, thou thinkest should be immediately begun. Bhurisravas, Sala, the mighty Jarasandha, Bhishma, Drona, Karna, the mighty son of Drona, Dhritarashtra's sons—Duryodhana and others—so difficult of being vanquished, are all accomplished in arms and ever ready for battle with us. Those kings and chiefs of the earth also who have been injured by us, have all adopted the side of the Kauravas, and are bound by ties of affection to them. O Bharata, they are engaged in seeking the good of Duryodhana and not of us. With full treasures and aided by large forces, they will certainly strive their best in battle....

So it all boils down to this! Bhishma, Drona, Karna, Ashwatthama — how to conquer these four people? (Jarasandha and some others that Yudhisthira mentions are dead by now anyway.) These Pandava guys, with Arjuna at the helm, have previously injured a great number of kings, and stole much wealth from them in the spirit of debauched wantonness. They could all come against them in a pack. All that talk on virtue and forgiveness a little while earlier was just a sham, Yudhishthira simply had a practical issue in mind. It is extremely difficult to fight with the enemy, so put on the garb of virtue and feint forgiveness! What a neat strategy! But his brother Bhima simply wouldn't let him peacefully practice his virtue. So the truth is finally prized out of Yudhisthira!

Yudhishthira goes on for a good while more describing the formidable might of the enemy. Now a hilarious reaction from Bhima, kinda cute:

Hearing these words of Yudhishthira, the impetuous Bhima became alarmed, and forbore from speaking anything.

Imagine Bhima sitting mum, helpless!

It cannot simply be in the very nature of things! And so Vyasa, knowing that his intervention is immediately required, appears on the scene exactly at the same instant, not a moment before, not a moment later! The Pandavas receive him warmly. And Vyasa speaks:

O, Yudhishthira, O thou of mighty arms, knowing by spiritual insight what is passing in thy heart, I have come to thee, O thou bull among men! The fear that is in thy heart, arising from Bhishma, and Drona, and Kripa, and Karna, and Drona's son, and prince Duryodhana, and Dussasana, I will dispell, O slayer of all foes, by means of an act enjoined by the ordinance. Hearing it from me, accomplish it thou with patience, and having accomplished it, O king, quell this fever of thine soon.

The author of the story himself is on the side of the Pandavas. What more do they need! Still, the author doesn't seem to have any intention of finishing the story quickly, so the path to victory becomes an arduous one. Vyasa takes Yudhishthira to the side and says:

O best of the Bharatas, the time is come for thy prosperity, when, indeed Dhananjaya—that son of Pritha—will slay all thy foes in battle. Uttered by me and like unto success personified, accept from me this knowledge called Pratismriti that I impart to thee, knowing thou art capable of receiving it. Receiving it (from thee), Arjuna will be able to accomplish his desire.

The Mahabharata war is entirely Arjuna's battle. The rest of the warriors on the Pandava side are mere accessories to Arjuna. Just in the way Drona set him a shooting target back in the days of childhood, Vyasa himself sets Arjuna a target now. Yudhishthira would soon instruct this secret technique called Pratismriti, whatever it is, to Arjuna and from then on Arjuna would essentially be seeing only thing in his mind's eye: the heads of Bhishma, Drona, Karna, Ashwatthama, and Duryodhana. The author of the Bhagavad Gita, though, is clueless and completely out of sync and Vyasa and his storyline! He just rudely barges in and inserts whatever nonsense he wants, making Arjuna speak whatever nonsense!

On the occasion imparting this knowledge of Pratismriti to Arjuna, Yudhishthira says to him:

O Bharata, the whole science of arms dwelleth in Bhishma, and Drona, and Kripa, and Karna, and Drona's son. They fully know all sorts of Brahma and celestial and human and Vayavya weapons, together with the modes of using and warding them off... Thou alone art our sole refuge. On thee resteth a great burden. I shall, therefore, O chastiser of all foes, tell thee what thou art to do now. I have obtained a science from Krishna Dwaipayana (Vyasa). Used by thee, that science will expose the whole universe to thee. O child, attentively receive thou that science from me, and in due time (by its aid) attain thou the grace of the celestials. And, O bull of the Bharata race, devote thyself to fierce asceticism. Armed with the bow and sword, and cased in mail, betake thyself to austerities and good vows, and go thou northwards, O child, without giving way to anybody. O Dhananjaya, all celestial weapons are with Indra. The celestials, from fear of Vritra, imparted at the time all their might to Sakra. Gathered together in one place, thou wilt obtain all weapons. Go thou unto Sakra, he will give thee all his weapons.

For some strange reason, Yudhishthira advices Arjuna to perform austerities garbed in fully military uniform! Maybe the armor and weapons would constantly remind him of the battlefield. So the plan is to procure all the weapons of the gods in order to fell the foe, kill all the Kaurava warriors. Arjuna sets himself to the task right away and heads for the Himalayas to practice severe asceticism. At the moment of departure, Draupadi once again reminds him that Duryodhana called her 'cow' in front of everyone in the court assembly! Meanwhile Indra/Sakra himself comes to know of Arjuna's bold mission. When Arjuna is on his way deep in the mountains, Indra meets him. The god of heaven grants a boon to Arjuna. Arjuna of course seeks the knowledge of the secret celestial weapons. Indra tries to dissuade him saying what is the need for weapons when Arjuna can ask for all the pleasures and prosperity of the world. But no, Arjuna doesn't want anything to do with any such things. He could have asked Indra to have a most splendorous city erected in the forest and then they could have raised a whole kingdom around it! But no that would have been a creative and useful thing, not of particular appeal to a warrior like Arjuna. Arjuna knows only how to shoot arrows and kill people, and he has now got the greatest opportunity to fulfill the very raison d'etre of his life. He is not going to spoil it just like that. What he wants is vengeance, vengeance and nothing else. See what he says to Indra:

Thus addressed, Dhananjaya replied unto him of a thousand eyes, saying, 'I desire not regions of bliss, nor objects of enjoyment, nor the state of a celestial; what is this talk about happiness? O chief of the celestials, I do not desire the prosperity of all the gods. Having left my brothers behind me in the forest, and without avenging myself on the foe, shall I incur the opprobrium for all ages of all the world.

Indra gets the point. He advises him to meditate on Lord Siva first. Arjuna proceeds ahead and finds an ideal spot to practice his austerities.

And the mighty warrior, beholding those rivers of sacred and pure and delicious water and their charming banks, became highly delighted. And the delighted Arjuna of fierce energy and high soul then devoted himself to rigid austerities in that delightful and woody region. Clad in rags made of grass and furnished with a black deerskin and a stick, he commenced to eat withered leaves fallen upon the ground. And he passed the first month, by eating fruits at the interval of three nights; and the second by eating at the interval of the six nights; and the third by eating at the interval of a fortnight. When the fourth month came, that best of the Bharatas—the strong-armed son of Pandu—began to subsist on air alone. With arms upraised and leaning upon nothing and standing on the tips of his toes, he continued his austerities. And the illustrious hero's locks, in consequence of frequent bathing took the hue of lightning or the lotus.

He was eating once in a fortnight, and then stopped eating altogether. Most of the time he was standing on his toes, with his hands arched above his head in fervid prayer. It went on for years. And all this for what? To kill Bhishma, Drona and others! Does this fellow bear any remote resemblance to the one in the Bhagavad Gita, who upon seeing Bhishma and Drona seems to have suddenly remembered that they are his own grandfather and teacher?

Siva finally appears to Arjuna, and Arjuna asks him the boon:

O illustrious god having the bull for thy sign, if thou wilt grant me my desire, I ask of thee, O lord that fierce celestial weapon wielded by thee and called Brahmasira—that weapon of terrific prowess which destroyeth, at the end of the Yuga the entire universe—that weapon by the help of which, O god of gods, I may under thy grace, obtain victory in the terrible conflict which shall take place between myself (on one side), and Karna and Bhishma and Kripa and Drona (on the other) —that weapon by which I may consume in battle Danavas and Rakshasas and evil spirits and Pisachas and Gandharvas and Nagas—that weapon which when hurled with Mantras produceth darts by thousands and fierce-looking maces and arrows like snakes of virulent poison, and by means of which I may fight with Bhishma and Drona and Kripa and Karna of ever abusive tongue, O illustrious destroyer of the eyes of Bhaga, even this is my foremost desire, viz., that I may be able to fight with them and obtain success.

In the above passage, Arjuna repeats twice the names of Bhishma, Karna and his former teachers Drona and Kripa! Imagine the rage boiling within! Shiva says to Arjuna that the weapon Brahmasira cannot be dispensed (Ashwatthama gets his hands on it somehow), but he may take away Shiva's favorite weapon called Pasupata. He says nobody in all the universe possesses something like this, and nobody in the worlds can resist it. He also warns Arjuna that an unwarranted usage of this weapon could lead to the destruction of the whole universe.

And at the moment when Arjuna receives the weapon from Shiva,

...the whole earth, with its mountains and woods and trees and seas and forests and villages and towns and mines, trembled. And the sounds of conchs and drums and trumpets by thousands began to be heard. And at that moment hurricanes and whirlwinds began to blow. And the gods and the Danavas beheld that terrible weapon in its embodied form stay by the side of Arjuna of immeasurable energy. And whatever of evil there had been in the body of Phalguna of immeasurable energy was all dispelled by the touch of the three-eyed deity.

Arjuna is now armed with the most terrible weapon in the whole universe, set ready to wreak vengeance on the Kauravas. With this weapon, he could destroy the vast Kaurava army in a single stroke if he so desired. But that doesn't sound like much fun, he wanted to fight, defeat and kill! Therefore, to obtain other celestial weapons but of far lesser magnitude, he turns towards various gods. Since Siva manifested himself before Arjuna, all the lesser gods promptly follow suit and in fact all of them land around Arjuna all at once. Arjuna is overjoyed.

The god Yama says to Arjuna,

O sinless one, by thee shall be vanquished in battle the highly virtuous grandsire of the Kurus—Bhishma of great energy—who is born of the Vasus. Thou shalt also defeat all the Kshatriyas of fiery energy commanded by the son of Bharadwaja in battle... And, O son of the Kuru race, O Dhananjaya, thou shalt also slay Karna of fierce prowess, who is even a portion of my father Surya, of energy celebrated throughout the worlds.

Yama is blessing Arjuna to kill his own half-brother! The gods Yama, Varuna, and Kubera bestow upon Arjuna mighty weapons. Then Indra takes Arjuna to heaven. Instead of squandering his time in having great fun in the heaven, Arjuna is fiercely committed to his weapons training here also! No break, no respite — until he sees the heads of Bhishma, Drona and others falling down! To achieve more flexibility in wielding the weapons, he also learns classical dance during his long stay at heaven. Seeing his son keenly learning all the martial arts, Indra gets the idea that it is better if Arjuna also became 'conversant with the arts of acquitting one's self in female company.' He sends Urvasi, the chief of Apsaras, to see Arjuna. But Arjuna is in no mood for all this now. He just wants to see the heads roll down and nothing else. He gives some excuse to Urvasi and sends her back unceremoniously.

Arjuna's continues with his intense training regime, relentlessly honing his skills. Meanwhile, down on earth, the Pandavas are passing their time in the forest and going on pilgrimages. During one of these tours, Yudhishthira meets a sage, and intimates him of the great plan of destruction and Arjuna's central role in it:

Not inferior unto Indra and fully competent (for the task), I have sent that son of a god to see the lord of the celestials and obtain weapons from him. Bhishma and Drona are Atirathas. Kripa and the son of Drona are invincible; these mighty warriors have been installed by Dhritarashtra's son in the command of his army. All these are versed in the Vedas, are heroic, and possessed of the knowledge of every weapon. Endued with great strength, these always desire to encounter Arjuna in fight. And Karna also of the Suta caste is a mighty warrior versed in celestial weapons... Urged by the sons of Dhritarashtra even as the wind urgeth the fire, Karna like unto the all-consuming fire at the end of the Yuga that is sent by Death himself, will, without doubt, consume my troops like unto a heap of straw. Only that mighty mass of clouds called Arjuna, aided by Krishna like unto a powerful wind, with celestial weapon representing its fierce lightning, the white steeds, the rows of white cranes coursing underneath and the unbearable Gandiva, the rainbow ahead, is capable of extinguishing the blazing flame represented by Karna by means of its arrowy showers let off with unflagging steadiness. That conqueror of hostile cities, Vibhatsu (Arjuna), will, without doubt, succeed in obtaining from Indra himself all the celestial weapons with their fullness and life. Alone he is equal, I think, unto them all. Otherwise it is impossible (for us) to vanquish in fight all those foes, who have attained to eminent success in all their purposes. We shall behold Arjuna, that repressor of foes, fully equipped with celestial weapons, for Vibhatsu having once undertaken a task, never, droopeth under its weight.

Thats Arjuna — once undertaken a task, never droopeth under its weight! If only the drooping dropsy-stricken author of the Bhagavad Gita did some homework before he set out to write the greatest scripture of Hinduism! Dropsy, by the way, is water accumulating in a part of the body. This anonymous author of the Gita must have accumulated water all over in his brain, that explains why his Arjuna is all watery, watery, wishy-washy, and his Bhagavad Gita is such a damp squib!